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MENTAL RAMBLINGS
I used to be a woman
A tight fanny led to a small penis upon transforming. It has its moments, but the multi-purpose tool dream died quickly. A short, oddly specific lament.
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Cake by the ocean?
Cunt by the ocean more like. A short correction.
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Jihadi John
Watch: West Ham fans mark Jihadi John's death with a chant only English football could produce.
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Margarine Marjorie
Margarine Marjorie is about town. She's potting his brown. She's hunting for cock. A poem.
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I've written fuck all in ages
I've written fuck all in ages, but this was still a good idea: a mix of videos I'd enjoy as a stranger, and a writing path much further on.
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Omar Listenin'
A look at the Omar and Brother Mouzone confrontation from The Wire, one of the show's most iconic scenes.
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