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It's too late so kiss your arse goodbye mate
It's too late so kiss your arse goodbye mate. That's the title. There's a video. Mental Ramblings offers no further comment.
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Strippers, Wings and an Arse I Didn't Ask For
Off to Vancouver for my first live World Cup game. Tipping rows, a street encounter and a hot chicken that changed my life. Not for the easily offended.
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I used to be a woman
A tight fanny led to a small penis upon transforming. It has its moments, but the multi-purpose tool dream died quickly. A short, oddly specific lament.
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Cake by the ocean?
Cunt by the ocean more like. A short correction.
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Jihadi John
Watch: West Ham fans mark Jihadi John's death with a chant only English football could produce.
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Margarine Marjorie
Margarine Marjorie is about town. She's potting his brown. She's hunting for cock. A poem.
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