MENTAL RAMBLINGS

Chocolate bar in vending machine

Magazine Stack

Between Walls

Chocolate bar in vending machine

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A Conglomerate of Aids Riddled Arseholes

I emailed myself this at around 6am. Yes, alcohol had been consumed. No, I have no idea what I was trying to tell myself. To be fair I...

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it quietens the voices

At the risk of sounding like Rated R I have morphine, cocaine, alcohol, paracetamol and cannabis. The pain - it's always there and it...

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Burrell x Vorderman

Just been thinking about the I'm A Celebrity South Africa show that was on a while back. Pretty enjoyable really, some unsavoury tasks,...

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Wants a cock up it that one!

Endear yourself to friends and family by playing my favourite game of all time, the titular 'wants a cock up it that one!'. Simply put,...

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Do you want a Crunchie as well?

- You what? - Do you want a Crunchie as well? Obviously I was fucking livid, I'd just finished my tiramisu and was about to pay the bill...

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Cyberdyne Spoiler Alert

I say "spoiler" but of course the likelihood is that film rights will not be taken up and my ideas will not be in a cinema near you by...

MAKE A CUP OF TEA, PUT A RECORD ON...

I work very hard but I'm lazy, I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show. Welcome to Mental Ramblings - a repository for all the story ideas I've ever had but never completed. Hopefully this blog will allow me to complete some of them and maybe fix the travesties of some of my favourite film franchises. The likelihood is that I'll end up with hundreds of started and ultimately unfinished ideas but that's ok.