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MENTAL RAMBLINGS
Two Weeks!
Total Recall holds up. The remake does not. Mark Kermode felt obliged to reassure his son that women don't have three breasts. Pre-internet kids had it rough.
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Five Stars, Would Be Sectioned Again
A trawl through a psychiatric hospital’s Google reviews: pills, brainwashing, a Local Guide with 344 photos and a five-star peri peri burger in Reading.
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In For A Penny
Wet from the waist up. Poor choices from the waist down. A short story about a man who has problems checking into a hotel.
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The Hamster
A hamster starts paying council tax, hires a solicitor and apparently owns the house. A bizarre, absurd short story about Brian Hamster and his plans.
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Hooks For Hands III: Somehow Abu Hamza Returned
A TikTok trend, a hook shortage, questions in Parliament, and one spokesman doing his best not to mention he might not have hands anymore.
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My mind raced and I thought what could I do?
A poker player spills red wine on purpose to escape a brutal table in Amsterdam. Years later, a different situation calls for the same creative thinking.
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