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An examination of Russell Brand, his public persona, career and the controversies that have shaped public perceptions of one of Britain's most recognisable entertainers.

A poem about a man with hooks for hands. The challenges are numerous, the solutions are limited, the rhymes are impeccable.

A small spider retreats to his crevice every time I go for a piss. I have a few words for the eight-legged cunt.

A three-line song parody. Rimmer is dead. Someone is tired and wants to go to bed.

Raymond van Barneveld. That's already six syllables. A haiku about the structural challenges of darts haiku.

James Wade, two threes, and a look from Rock that said everything. A darts haiku. Part of a series.