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Chances of me voting for you are near zero, but to qualify that the chances of me voting for any politician is about the same. My preference would be for you all to do the decent thing and immolate yourselves in front of the Houses of Parliament and a new government be appointed. Not by means of election, the new government will consist of people who have never shown an interest before, plucked from the general public. We can't risk any chancers like you getting in again can

A streamer's triumphant comeback broadcast takes a turn into the past, where old grudges get settled.

...let's play cricket! I have no idea what that means but it doesn't make much sense to me. My old PE teacher was psychotic about people going anywhere near the cricket square. Aggressive fella. Me bird at the time went to the school next door. He strolled past and she declared out loud "isn't he a weird shape". Everyone around laughed and he could do nothing as she was not under his jurisdiction. At lunchtime I went back to hers and she jerked me off while listening to Linge

The algorithm suggested Black Doves for me tonight - fuck me what a start! More happened in the intro than takes place in a lot of films these days. It's what's needed I guess, you need to grab Tik Tok cunts by the hair and fuck their face into something to make them notice it. YouTube trailers have been like that for a while, the trailer within the trailer at the start, for those with less than 5 seconds of attention span. So you need to do something obscene from first bell

Picard and 1899 spoilers innit. Things might resolve themselves in a few days but the Lore v Data grudge match in Picard lately was a fuck up, and a predictable one at that. For the record I liked the way the Borg assimilated the Starfleet younglings and them combining with rogue Dominion elements was pretty cool. This week my guess is that the Raspberry Ripple Borg will come to the rescue and give the original Borg a kicking of Paralympian proportions. Anyway, back to Data,

Total Recall - what a fucking film. I'll watch it whenever it's on and even with many, many viewings by now i still can't find fault with it, no quibbles at all. Apart from the one I have for myself for being a moron. Years after its release a friend 'suggested' to me that none of what happens after Doug visits REKALL is real, just the memories he requested - the Blue Skies on Mars implant. Still that doesn't make things any less awesome, and from the clip above it's obvious