WELCOME

Came from Zimbabwe, got into trouble took up boxing and fucked people up, while occasionally getting fucked up himself. Del dodged nobody and he always looked knackered from Round 1 to Round 12 but that didn't matter. Thoroughly entertaining and a top bloke. Enjoy retirement and your burgers Derek Chisora. We'll miss you!

Some say I have access to the Akashic Records, others say I'm a hardcore prick. I don't mind either way. I've managed to work out where things went wrong though, when things turned unsavoury. No fucker believes me, they tell me to go back to David Icke's website which I'm happy to do. Nevertheless some fucked up repugnant shit has happened in the last few years and I've pinpointed where things started to go awry. The answer is Rob Cross 7-2 Phil Taylor. You see Philip Douglas