i just cant stop going in charity shops where i take off my top and i try on all the ladies...

...

https://youtu.be/1WRAIKlEzns

Someone needs to invent a shrink ray...

...so that I can be miniaturised and start a new life between Vorderman's titties. That is all.

Haiku du wrestler avec saucisson

Rey Mysterio

Has defeated the Big Show

He's much smaller though

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