I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this

Shut up and let me go, poke!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tolm-07if3c

Wrestling Haiku number fuck off I'm shitfaced.

Has Lita got bush

Or is her fanny neater

I know I'll eat her!

Boobs 2-1 Vagina

Sometimes you ingest too many substances and email yourself a writing prompt. The next day you have no fucking idea what the plan was. This is one of those. However, I would go to the cinema to see this, as long as Tom Cruise wasn't involved.

Edit: Lynn, Contact Danny Dyer's agent and see if he's available.