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Chances of me voting for you are near zero, but to qualify that the chances of me voting for any politician is about the same. My preference would be for you all to do the decent thing and immolate yourselves in front of the Houses of Parliament and a new government be appointed. Not by means of election, the new government will consist of people who have never shown an interest before, plucked from the general public. We can't risk any chancers like you getting in again can

All we have left now are the nukes and the dvd recordings of Steph's Packed Lunch off Channel 4.

...and I liked it. Katy Perry, over to you

He's fucking dead

Fucking retards.

His surname isn't even Brown but he is an arsehole. So let's bring this back round to Bowel Cancer Brown.