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An examination of Russell Brand, his public persona, career and the controversies that have shaped public perceptions of one of Britain's most recognisable entertainers.

Paul McGann's Eighth Doctor returns in Version Control, my Doctor Who pitch. Part 1 of 9: why he is the only choice.

A trawl through a psychiatric hospital’s Google reviews: pills, brainwashing, a Local Guide with 344 photos and a five-star peri peri burger in Reading.

Peacemaker, the DCEU and a nine-millionth rewatch of Do Ya Wanna Taste It? reveal an unnatural fascination with the woman in the crash helmet.

While everyone else hates AI, Kunt and the Gang's Kuntwork is embracing it — and I'm all for it.

Seven plays in one night in Texas. A Direct Energy ad nearly drove me to murder. A World Cup trip rant, with one sunburnt testicle.

Hooks For Hands IV: Celeb MasterChef, a ruined Bobotie and Gran phoning from Uncle Phil's to watch Strictly.

A pun, a remote control, a black eye, and a new single relationship status. In that exact order.

Kunt & The Gang, Rolf Harris, and Noel Edmonds walk into a post. A musical summary of accountability. Giles Brandreth.

I stayed at the Wandsworth Premier Inn the week a geezer escaped from the nick. Breakfast at McDonald's the next morning went almost to plan.

Derek Chisora came from Zimbabwe, took a beating for 12 rounds every time, and never dodged anyone. A proper farewell to Del Boy.

Danny Dyer's landmark Brexit analysis, set to music. David Cameron is a twat. The case is made comprehensively.

The scene. Viggo finds out what his son did. The look on his face says everything. John Wick.

A post built around Living Colour's video for Type.

A quick nod to Andrew W.K.'s 'Party Hard' — the anthem for doing what you like and liking what you do. No explanation needed.

The scene from Crank where Chev Chelios steals a dog shock collar from a pair of sausage nigels and puts it on himself. TV & Film.

Bullet With Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins. Despite all my rage.

A Duran Duran video, embedded here because some tunes need no introduction. Please, please tell me now.

A Red Dwarf scene where Kryten unloads on Rimmer, aka Captain Bollocks.

No idea. Something to do with MasterChef. A link is provided for those who want more. That is all.