Just had a really great piss

I mean properly magical. I'm at a hotel so the bathroom has mirrors everywhere and the lighting was perfect. A not too silver not too gold stream just came out splendidly. A nicely paced steady stream of urine that just felt right. In these tumultuous times it was just what I needed. Next time I might bottle it and send it to Russia so they can POUR IT DOWN THE FUCKING GULLETS OF THOSE INVADING UKRANIAN PIG WHORES!