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My mind raced and I thought what could I do?

I was playing a poker tournament in Amsterdam once and there was a good player, well known in poker circles, who quite frankly was getting annihilated.

He ordered some red wine and when it arrived he spilled it over the cards and the table. The table was split up and we all ended up elsewhere. He later confided in me that it was a deliberate play to end up on a softer table.

Many moons after I was in bed with a milf and long story short some friends of mine and I had discussed the art of bean flicking to heavy metal. For some reason Thunderstruck by AC/DC became the favourite choice.

So, there was I and said milf in bed with a post coitus glow - note autocorrect tried to make me put Courtois there, and I decided to strum her to Thunderstruck.

I don't know what I expected to happen but before I got to "I was caught in the middle of a railroad track" she had closed her legs and shouted stop. It was too late. She opened her legs again and squirted like a motherfucker.

It was her first time squirting and the first time time - and latest - that I've achieved the act. My mind went back to said Amsterdam poker event, except this time it wasn't a minor spillage, it was a monsoon. We both laughed for a bit then I decided to go to reception and say that I'd spilled wine all over the bed. They gave us a new room bastard quick!

And on that bombshell here's Thunderstruck by AC/DC. The very eagled eyed among you may spot a former Tory MP in the crowd. I don't recall her name, might have been the daughter of the Metallica manager, tidy but an idiot. Anyway, enjoy!

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