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Shoot for the moon...

Updated: Jun 15, 2023

...and even if you miss you'll land among the stars!

What utter bollocks!

How the fuck can you miss the moon for a start, it's that big close thing in the sky, only a retard would fuck that up. Also, if you shoot for the moon with sufficient velocity to land among the stars and you hit the moon, either you or the moon - or both - would be destroyed.

I mean WTF?

And how do you 'land' among the stars exactly? You wouldn't land would you, you could drift between them but you wouldn't land. And if you've got that far there's the small hiccup that you're also fucking dead. Yeah nice one, cuntish fucking saying.

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