Both Pipes

All night long.

Tropes

Nobody will get redeemed here. No little pussy will become a lion either. The weak and the meek will be used and abused. The bastards will fuck over whoever has to be fucked over. The "victims" probably don't deserve it but they ask for it in a way. There will not be a change of heart where the nasty fucker becomes a "good guy" in the end. He was born a cunt and he'll die a cunt.

By the way, that cunt is me and I'm about to do you some serious fucking harm.

She won't fuck me either, just so you know., whoever "she" is. I'd like her to but she's so vicious I wouldn't be surprised if she had a hidden set of teeth up there like a Xenormorph. Ready to bite my cock if I was silly enough to point it in her direction.

Put simply we don't have the time for psychological romance, no romance, no romance. No romance for me, mama! Come on baby, tell me what's the word

Oh, word up!

Inveigled

It's an excellent word isn't it, apparently Welsh for "use my arse as a cunt".

Obviously it's the less formal version, kind of like "tu" in french versus "vous".

Tu v Vous, aha!

Its ok I just shot myself in the face.