Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

To celebrate Rimmer's dead

I saw Nigel Farage's arse last night...

...and I liked it. Katy Perry, over to you

No idea why I'm posting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYyjcbVdCUM

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