Sir Antony Rubs-Talbot
Oct 13
1 min read
Updated: 6 days ago
Fuck off you stupid fucking cunt!
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Sir Antony Rubs-Talbot
Oct 13
1 min read
...and even if you miss you'll land among the stars!
What utter bollocks!
How the fuck can you miss the moon for a start, it's that big close thing in the sky, only a retard would fuck that up. Also, if you shoot for the moon with sufficient velocity to land among the stars and you hit the moon, either you or the moon - or both - would be destroyed.
I mean WTF?
And how do you 'land' among the stars exactly? You wouldn't land would you, you could drift between them but you wouldn't land. And if you've got that far there's the small hiccup that you're also fucking dead. Yeah nice one, cuntish fucking saying.
MIguel & Clive
Oct 12
1 min read
Updated: Oct 26
'Stunning & Brave' is the new beer from Mental Ramblings Breweries and it's the world's very first transgender beverage - or should we say "gender fluid"! Is it a lager or is it a bitter? In the vagina or right up the shitter? Whether you're MTF, FTM, ATM or just a man who has sex with other men you simply won't care as the first drop reaches your pre or post op special places. Take it from me / him / they / she and her - once you've had one you'll LGBT queue all day for another!
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