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Sometimes art doesn't need context. Both Pipes is two pipes, four words, and total commitment to the bit.

An excellent word. Possibly Welsh. Definitely rude. A short musing that ends badly for the author.

A pickled egg and a glass of Baileys - what could be better?

The internet's about to get ruder. Dot Cunt digs into the rumoured launch of the .cunt top-level domain.

Cunt by the ocean more like. A short correction.

DIE CUNT. A short rebuttal.

...wanking on the moon. A short completion.

A proposal for miniaturisation technology and its most obvious application. That is all.

...and you're watching Fox Sports. A short sign-off.

scottishsideboob.com: a business proposal. Karen Gillan is cited. Nicola Sturgeon complicates things. The idea is shelved.