I used to be a woman

But I'm a bloke now. Because I had a tight fanny I could only have a small penis upon transforming. It doesn't really work. Well it does if I'm honest, it's just not the multi purpose tool I was hoping for. Bizarrely it does come to life on the rare occasion a Geordie is on Only Connect and picks "Horn Ed Vipah".

I really want my fanny back.