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Seven plays in one night in Texas. A Direct Energy ad nearly drove me to murder. A World Cup trip rant, with one sunburnt testicle.

Five-seven-five. The beautiful game reduced to seventeen syllables. Whether that's a tribute or an insult is yours to decide.

A haiku about Ruben Dias. The thesis is stated in the first line. It does not get more nuanced from there.

Ryan Reynolds is a one note slicetard. McElfanny is nobody. It's not a fairytale. A short verdict on the Wrexham phenomenon.

A radio station prank call has a bit of fun with an unsuspecting woman, John Cena style.

A heterosexual Scottish tradition involving Paddy Power's bingo caller voice and some friends. We've all done this.

Bowel Cancer Brown, the man about town, with never a frown. A rhyme that swears it's the last time.