Valentine's Day

Attractive women says Domino oo oo

Boyfriend says the name's John, Papa John and slits her throat

Fleur East meets Fred West

Politics Bloke: Give it to me straight doc, how bad does this look?

Science Bloke: Maybe it's not my place to say but I recommend we go to DEFCON 1. We've tried the propaganda leaflets and the extra large condoms. All we have left now are the nukes and the dvd recordings of Steph's Packed Lunch off Channel 4.

Politics Bloke: DEFCON 1 be damned! We've got a Fleur East meets Fred West situation here! Get your team to plan our next moves and I'll call the President!

By the way those extra large condoms were still too small for me.

Science Bloke: Me too, I could barely get them past my wrist.

Politics Bloke: What?

Science Bloke: Nothing!

Everything is possible but nothing is real